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Joke of the Day

"He looks at her, she undresses him with her eyes His clothes fall Whoa whoa. Are you a witch lady because that was creepy.."

"Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia."

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""

"Why did the siamese twins moved to England? So the other one would also drive"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"I don't want to know the truth. Lie to me and make it ok."

"What is headache ? 5 minutes talk to wife."

"Where do Star Trek fans work out? At the He's Dead Gym."

"Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun): An unarmed american with health insurance"

"You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part."