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Joke of the Day
"What did you learn in school today? Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!"
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean... nothing it just waved *i am not original just funny"
"There is this guy from the Czech Republic that plays chess with his Austrian friend. Czech mate. Edit: Australian, ty unsc_luke"
"I have a feeling that Scalia was sad that he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day... ...and it broke his heart..."
"Ah Twitter, never have so many said so much that mattered so little to so few."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them"
"Interviewer: We offer great benefits. Me: Can I take my two weeks vacation before I start?"
"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"
"What's the difference between Toddlers & Tiaras and a scat fetish? One's fucking shit, and the other is a scat fetish. Just made it up, wondered how you guys thought it would be."
"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"