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Joke of the Day
"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. "
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"My least favorite racist joke Donald Trump"
"What do you call a learned spider? A webdesigner"
"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."
"What's the difference between Joan Rivers' face and Kate Upton's tits? 5000 views"
"You know what happens when you assume? You make a smug asshole recite a tired cliche to you and me."
"Note to self: When the wife asks ""Do you like my new hair"", don't reply with ""It'll grow back, right?"""
"A guy walks into a bar.... he gets a concussion and dies soon after in the hospital."
"Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in."
"HILLARY: i'm sick and tired of these baseless accusations THE MEDIA: aha! you see?! she admits it! not only is she sick, she's also tired!"