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Joke of the Day

"God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying."

"Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died."

"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."

"What did ELO say once they found out their stripper was a hermaphrodite? You've got a strange vag-dick."

"If we take a shower together and sing... Then we can do it while we duet"

"I made a meme"

"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."

"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""

"Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? A: Bob"

"I don't know, the friend zone sounds like a cool place with pizza and laser tag"