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Joke of the Day

"God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying."

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"What did the plant say to the vegan? Leaf me alone."
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"On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean"
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"You know you've overplayed Mario Kart 64 when the next morning you Instinctively swerve to avoid a banana skin on the road."
"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penisLADDER I MEANT LADDER"