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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between God and Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump!"
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"Who needs viagra when there are pictures of old women with dyed orange hair and their eyebrows penciled in on the internet"
"What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock."
"My Grandpa said to me the other day, ""Your generation relies too much on technology"" I replied, "" no your generation relies too much on technology"" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole"
"What is better than Porn? HD Porn"
"I spilled coffee on my laptop. now it won't go into sleep mode.."
"My Dad's Motto My dad always lived by the motto ""work hard, play hard."" Until mum made him seek help for his Viagra addiction."
"Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant? Gnocchi."
"""Life Is a Highway"" has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road"
"Why do hunters make better lovers? - They penetrate deep into the bush... - They shoot at least twice... - They eat what they shoot..."