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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between God and Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump!"
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"How nice would it be if when you started rubbing yourself a genie came out, finished you off, cleaned you up & left a chocolate chip cookie."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp"
"What do you call a grumpy girl's desk? A periodic table."
"What were the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima? ""What the fuck was tha . . ."""
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop. There, you happy?"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Genocide."
"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."
"We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction."
"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"