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Joke of the Day
"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."
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"A bigot redneck and a psychopathic grandma get into an arguement Someone filmed it and decided to call it politics"
"What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer? Neither one is a squirrel."
"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"
"The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time... Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!"
"What's a priest's favorite X-men? A-Men."
"Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility."
"What is a physicist's favorite type of pants? Massless chaps"
"What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango."
"You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges."