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Joke of the Day

"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""

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"So, I just found out I got some black guys in my family tree... Went to the backyard and found them still hanging there."
"What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade? Bangladesh"
"My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining."
"""What do we call this war?"" ""The World War?"" ""No. There's already been 1 of those"" ""Uh this is a world war, too"" *the streetlights explode*"
"Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""sorry for the damage."" Film reactions. Profit."
"How did the snowman get happy? The snowblower came around"
"A poem by Stevie Wonder Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can't see."
"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."
"What's the smartest muscle in the human body? The anal sphincter; it can differentiate solid, liquid, and gas."