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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an ese"

"People are like slinkys... ... they're no fun to look at but when you push em down the stairs you cant help but smile."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way last night."

"On a scale of 1 to fucked, how fucked is FIFA? FIFucked."

"Help I'm addicted to skin I can't stop wearing it!"

"I think my cats hate people as much as I do. Every time the doorbell rings, they hide under the bed with me."

"For those possibly wondering why the popularity of the emo movement disappeared If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature, don't expect it to last a long time"

"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"

"How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it. [Source](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Germany_jokes)"