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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC) He already has supervision."

"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."

"Mom asked, ""Are you going to see the new Michael Moore documentary?"" Wife replied, ""Magic Mike XXL?"""

"Hello? I'd like to rent one bouncey house, please. How many will be using it? Just one. Her age? Uh. Four........ty-seven."

"TV repair man..."

"My Grandad woke up with a puzzled look on his face. The daft b*stard had fallen asleep on his jigsaw."

"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"

"Women hate to be stereotyped. .. They're all like that."

"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch"

"People who are mad that we don't have hoverboards yet are VERY forgiving of the fact that we still have, like, racism."