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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC) He already has supervision."
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"Every restroom says gentleman on it...since I'm a degenerate asshole I've been pissing in the trash cans outsidee them."
"You know what they say about small feet... Big truck"
"I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves."
"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"
"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"
"How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce"
"My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!"