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Joke of the Day
"My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car."
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"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"Just did my first stand up comedy routine ever. AMA."
"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."
"Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck"
"Don't post negative things here Electrons"
"Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task... ... however Romans nailed it."
"I actually loved the Twilight: Eclipse movie until I realized I was actually in an alley drunk watching two cats fight over a dead mouse."