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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about small feet... Big truck"
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"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."
"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."
"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."
"""My only 2 hobbies are waving and telling you my age, unsolicited of course."" - Every two year old ever"
"Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want."
"paid a compliment By a coworker, ""every time I talk to you, I leave a smarter man."" I asked where he left him."
"When my upstairs neighbor uses the toilet It's some next level shit"
"Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, ""Hay, it's in my jeans."""
"How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes? Like a Bosch!"