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Joke of the Day

"Using zero-ply toilet paper, aka the cardboard tube"

"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."

"How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? Should it really be a lightbulb?"

"Why didn't the koala get a job? He didn't have enough koalifications!"

"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"

"I just Googled ""cool new rare diseases."""

"When Geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side of the ""V"" is longer? There's more geese on that side."

"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."

"How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department? Dang ol' Dangle dangle."

"Everyone is talking about how good this Mayweather is. I couldn't agree more; it's 75 and not a cloud in the sky."