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Joke of the Day
"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"
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"None of the women liked Richard William Soft He's Dick Willy Soft"
"Why are most hurricanes named after women Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car."
"I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom."
"Being calm is not something I rate."
"Why are you so pissed? You asked me what turns me on and all I said was you not talking..."
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""
"I dated a guy in a band for two months before I realised he was just a sexy mop."
"There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator."
"I like my women like I like my moose Big, brown, and horny"