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Joke of the Day

"I hate barbers more than doctors Because I have to live with the shit that one does."

"Why I Un-Installed League of Legends. To pass my exams, What did you expect?"

"What time does Andy Murray go to bed? Tennish! "

"Why do sanitary towel adverts always feature a liquid which is blue? Are aliens their primary customers?"

"There really isn't a good way to tell your boss you hate him and want him eaten by hyenas."

"My sexual desires have been getting out of control... But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there."

"My 8yo son spent 45 minutes perusing and closely inspecting the 31 flavors to finally decide on ""chocolate."""

"How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Eclipse it."

"I heard this song by the Righteous Brothers I cant remember what its called, but it was off the chain"