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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it seen the Salad dressing ( I'll see myself out)"

"British seasons: Spring: Two months Summer: Eight minutes Autumn: Three weeks Winter: Seven years"

"I once swallowed two separate strings and they came out of my ass tied together. I shit you knot."

"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"

"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."

"(Not a joke) Can have some flairs for the type of joke? So we'll know which jokes are One-liners,short,long,punny,and anti-humor"

"How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern."

"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""

"Every day at my 4 PM computer science class that the teacher is late to... ""4:04 teacher not found"""

"Daughter: why does that guy with the whistle keep interrupting the football game? Me: because mommy isn't there to do it."