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Joke of the Day

"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"

"Rhianna is writing the soundtrack for the new Lilo and Stitch movie It's about how Stitch develops a gambling problem >STITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY"

"Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven."

"Why are most cemeteries fenced in? Because everyone is dying to get in"

"I'm a long-term thinker. For instance, the green bananas I bought will be delicious in 2 days."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a hook hand..."

"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."

"Giving blood today. Not my own, of course. That would be creepy."

"What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks? Half calf"

"""Hey! Aren't you that guy from the village people?"" Me, to every cop who pulls me over"