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Joke of the Day

"Every day at my 4 PM computer science class that the teacher is late to... ""4:04 teacher not found"""

"Why was the baby put in jail? For resisting a rest. ^^^^I'll ^^^^take ^^^^my ^^^^coat"

"What's a Tijuana hooker's favorite president? El BJ!"

"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"

"Life is like a penis... Long, simple, and relaxed. It's the women that make it hard."

"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""

"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."

"What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers? They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right."

"What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments? Whirled Peas"

"Young lady to father ""Daddy when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "" ""Dentist"" ""Why father ?"" ""We have only one heart but 32 teeth!"""