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Joke of the Day
"Stranger: ""Excuse me where is the nearest..."" Me: ""GOOGLE IT!"""
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"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"
"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back"
"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? Putting them back in the wheel chair."
"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE."
"Father Christmas: All right my good lady my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets."
"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"
"What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door."