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Joke of the Day

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE."

"What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !"

"Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed."

"Being in love is like peeing your pants: everybody sees it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose."

"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"

"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."

"I was drinking at a bar so i took the bus home Seemed like a good idea at the time but i've never driven a bus before..."

"I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award."

"I heard they're releasing a new yoyo for more formal events It's going to be called a welcomewelcome."