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Joke of the Day
"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"
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"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."
"""Are you sexually active?"" [Flashback to that one time I sat in a chair a girl was just sitting in and it still felt warm.] ""Yes."""
"Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one"
"My friend eats Dead People but it's okay because he's a Fungi"
"How do you cook a stoned ham? 420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving"
"Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East? He had a way with Kurds."
"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree? Camembert!"
"*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*"