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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs? Because it was too steep."
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"(bed bath and beyond) *walks to beds* Wow nice beds *walks to baths* Wow nice baths *walks through intergalactic wormhole* Wow nice beyond"
"Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America? ""Mmmm. Move Over."""
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is not a full essay!!!"
"Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions."
"I always say ""morning"" instead of ""good morning"". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people."
"[after putting a fake mustache on an elephant] FRIEND: You seen my elephant? ME: no FRIEND: [eyeing elephant] Maybe this fine gentleman has"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."
"I once had a llama."
"Friend: Will we be hearing the patter of tiny feet soon? Me: *grabbing her arm too hard* You know about my squirell army"