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Joke of the Day
"I watched a bunch of people build a ship... It was riveting."
Next Joke
"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel."
"You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people."
"Hey Facebook, I really don't care that a friend of mine commented on someone else's status or photo."
"The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool."
"A roast beef walks into a bar... Bartender says ""Hey! Get the hell out of here! We don't serve food here"""
"The real reason OP never delivers.."
"You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st It's the first date"
"Based on how many times I've dropped my phone, I'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing."