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Joke of the Day
"The real reason OP never delivers.."
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"Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me if I wanted to go clubbing."
"How did 1940's German Men pick up Jewish Girls With a broom and a dustpan"
"Worst idea you'll ever have is oiling your 4 year-old's squeaky bedroom door. Congratulations, you just made a ninja."
"What is the name of the bear capitol? Koala Lumpur"
"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"
"What do you call a smart knife? Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better."
"Can't believe I've already spent $500 on mayonnaise this year."
"I always yell ""I'm not masturbating!"" when someone knocks on my office door so they know I'm not masturbating."
"I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm."