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Joke of the Day
"Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can't."
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"What does DNA strand for? National Dyslecsics Association"
"The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works"
"[Crime Scene] Detective: Looks like the killer used a wheelbarrow to dump the victim. [in the shed a wheelbarrow grins, his seventh kill]"
"HR: And what would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Lindt truffles. HR: Me: Dr. Pepper. HR: Me: Redheads....? *winks* HR: Get out."
"What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day"
"BISON DAD: good bye, son. BISON SON: thank you, dad."
"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."
"Photographer with really bad eyesight is the happiest because he doesn't need any lenses to see perfect bokeh."
"If I ever have two sons, I'll name one Penn and the other Sword, then make them wrestle a lot just to see if it's true."