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Joke of the Day
"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote, you lacist."
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"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"
"In Russia they don't have Netflix, they have Njetflix."
"Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been FUCKING CHICKENS!!!"
"I've snapped a bunch of necks Being a necklace photographer isn't too bad"
"How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb? We're not sure, they've yet to see the light."
"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"
"What happened to the Asian man that walked into a wall with an erection? He broke his glasses."
"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid air I'd prob eat it."
"Martin Shkreli's life"