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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a Busty Crustacean"

"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."

"TOO MUCH PROTEIN? No whey mate"

"What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common? 3 in 1"

"Two crossed eyed guys bump into each other in the street... One says, ""why don't you look where you're goin"" and the other says ""why don't you go where you're lookin!"""

"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"

"What's red and silver and bumps in to walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes."

"How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !"

"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"

"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"