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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One? Or two? One? .... Or two?"
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"Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat? The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!"
"If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car... Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!"
"An Irishman walks past a bar..."
"""There's an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are.You don't need this. If your phone doesn't ring at all, you're ugly."""
"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."
"What do you call a large group of prostitutes? A whored"
"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"
"How many Americans does it take to change a bulb? None, Mexicans do it for them."
"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."