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Joke of the Day

"Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat? The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!"

"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""

"My wife asked me... ...if I could eat her pussy when she got home from work. Later in the evening she asked me why I never ate her pussy. To which I replied ""What do you think was in the stew?"""

"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."

"Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring"

"What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh"

"What's the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gurgle sand."

"What do you call a pony that sleeps around A whorse"

"Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock, Who's there, King Tut, King Tut who? King-Tut-Key Fried Chicken"

"What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate"