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Joke of the Day
"So happy I got to see ""bucket list"" added to the dictionary before I die."
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"If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European"
"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
"What do you do when your wife starts smoking? Slow down and apply lube"
"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."
"I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. And if there is, I'm going to have to eat my own words."
"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."