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Joke of the Day

"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it."

"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."

"How Are A Prostitute And A Pirate Ship Alike? They're both full of seamen."

"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"

"Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children."

"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"

"When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently ""Kindergarten"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags."

"What do cows do in traffic? They moove"