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Joke of the Day

"I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. And if there is, I'm going to have to eat my own words."

"Stop calling it ""sweater weather"" and call it what it really is, ""I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."""

"How do you silence an Italian? Cut off his hands"

"You hear about the moneyless porn star that started selling double-ended dildos? She was just trying to make ends meet."

"""Yes, I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom, please."" ""Sir, that's a sleeping bag."""

"Always a metermaid never a meter"

"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale? Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt."

"Women.... Women are like condoms, they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."

"Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't get an asshole until they get married."