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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a baby cry? Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again."

"Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey? Because he was black."

"Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4 :)"

"School Joke Principal: ""I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"" Johnny: ""Nothing, sir."" Principal: ""Exactly!"""

"I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone... I came upon it by accident."

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A PIIIG! (was told to me by a 11 yr old in my class =])"

"What are the sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow!"

"Gay jokes are not funny! Cum on guys!"

"All I have is blood on my hands now. Papercut"

"What do you call a one-eyed deer? I have no eye deer..."