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Joke of the Day

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."

"WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY"

"So Microsoft bought skype for millions of dollars Idiots didn't know skype's free."

"My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help."

"I hate when women try to talk about sports... You don't see me in the kitchen telling them how to make a sandwich."

"I could never eat a vegan burger I don't believe in cannabalism"

"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."

"Where do llamas go on vacation? Alpacapuco"

"My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed."

"If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred... he'd be a sandwich."