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Joke of the Day

"BERNIE: all people deserve to be treated equally HILLARY: the oposite of ""bernie sanders"" is ""soakey waterers"" BERNIE: ... HILLARY: pls fav/rt"

"How much cum does a gay guy have? A butt load."

"If you've ever written an uppercase ""L"", you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. Way to go, racist!"

"Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings."

"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"

"My wife called me mean... ... so I called her average."

"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."

"Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better."

"I need to polish up on my flirting skills... Hej kochanie, chcesz niektore pieprzy?"