200725

Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings."

"""Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."" ""Hmm, I can't really think of any."" The pig replied."

"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."

"When used as directed, Axe Body Spray makes a good substitute for tear gas."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife... EDIT: Damn this blew up. Thanks guys!"

"I wouldn't recommend eating German sausage... It's the wurst!"

"[hospital] ""I'm afraid it's bad news. Your husband will never walk again"" ""Oh God, he's paralysed?"" ""No, someone's bought him rollerblades"""

"What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? ""can't complain"""

"You know what's best about Texas? It's keeps all the texans in one fucking place!"