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Joke of the Day

"The big news story tonight is about the balls being too small . . . At the state of the Union address!"

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"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""
"Explaining KARMA! It's when you throw a banana in Mario kart, and then, you lose the race because you got caught up in your own banana!"
"My stages of drunk: 1) onstage 2) backstage 3) hostage"
"Have you heard the one about the midget fortune teller that robbed a McDonalds? The papers the next day read, ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""
"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"
"Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground? Oh right, I ran, because its past tents."
"RIP evaporated water.... ...You will be mist"
"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"
"I secretly love men from Scotland... It's my kilty pleasure."
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