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Joke of the Day
"Why do they hand out Kleenex at funerals if you're not supposed to jerk off in the back row"
Next Joke
"I'm all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back."
"Joke a friend made up What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh? A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff."
"My wife once told me that she ingested fecal matter while in the womb I like to give her crap about it."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras"
"I'm not an alpha male I'm a male"
"Them: We're concerned about you. We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males"
"I said hi to Ellen Pao today She told me to stop being sexist"