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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a discount circumcision? A rip off."
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"You'r mum... ...is so **poor** she can't even pay attetntion."
"I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar. It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung."
"Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"
"I think I pulled a muscle avoiding my neighbor in the grocery store."
"Looking for someone willing to kill a man who has wronged me. Unfortunately I can't pay but would be good exposure for an emerging murderer"
"What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient? WHITE FLOUR!"
"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."
"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"
"Lying on a hospital bed, I pull you in close, and with my dying breath, I whisper, ""Name one of your Pokemon after me"""