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Joke of the Day

"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""

"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."

"I'm not saying all Irish are alcoholics, but Italians, Chinese + Mexicans have restaurants. The Irish only have pubs."

"I got kicked out of the library today I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section"

"Movie theaters do not explicitly prohibit saxophones during showtime so feel free to play your saxophones during showtime"

"I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Our motto is: ""Hang in there, we can beat it."""

"Why don't they let Pakistanis take corners in soccer? Because they'll set up a shop."

"Why do I always seem to start my day backwards? I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake"

"What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?"

"Pluto is 4.5 billion years old, but yet it is not allowed to sit at the grown-ups' table."