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Joke of the Day

"""Hi, I'd like a Junior McChicken and a cheeseburger please."" ""$3.23."" ""Oh, and a bottle of water."" ""$87.54. Please drive thru."""

"Why does the alphabet like to piss on the periodic table? Because it's elemental pee!"

"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"

"Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them"

"Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I'll be just fine."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish."

"So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station and I thought, 'I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?'"

"What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout? High Moon!"

"My wife just got an IUD. She says her period will only last about a day now. I said, ""there's gotta be strings attached."""

"""Dad, tell me a joke"" ""Pussy"" ""I don't get it"" ""I know, son"""