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Joke of the Day
"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"
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"I think I know why the black iPhone is completely faster than my white one. I am also very racist."
"My husband hits me whenever I tell a joke. He doesn't strike me as the funny type."
"What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape"
"I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies... I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)"
"What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'"
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."
"[God creating cheesecake] GOD: [stuffing his face] oh man this is so good ANGEL: shouldn't u share it? GOD: [creates lactose intolerance]"
"What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste"
"All these jokes about pointless pencils... are dull."