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Joke of the Day

"So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station and I thought, 'I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?'"

"What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once? A trifle!"

"How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor? Ask them to pronounce ""LATEX"""

"Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting."

"It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.Until one side mysteriously disappeared."

"What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho's."

"Be specific when saying ""BYOB"": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*"

"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"

"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"

"Then there was the noodle who wanted all his life to be an M... but when he finally got his wish, no one believed him cause he was an M pasta..."