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Joke of the Day

"Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview. The interviewer asked him questions.""So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"""

"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"

"Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor? His resurrection lasted more than four hours."

"If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party."

"I'm struggling to think of a name for this new app that compares acid and mushrooms. Sadly ""Tripadvisor"" is taken"

"""How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?"" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught."

"What do a 9 volt battery and a hot chick's asshole have in common? You know you shouldn't but you are going to put your tongue on it eventually."

"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "

"what happens when the world stops existing,when all the stars and planets don't exist anymore? Half life 3 will go into early development."

"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."