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Joke of the Day
"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "
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"I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details."
"My Father always said ""You should fight fire with fire"" He didn't last long as a fireman."
"What do you call a black woman in space? An astronaut, you douchebag."
"Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye."
"What is 12 inches long and hangs infront of a cunt? Trump's tie"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"
"What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen."
"Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*"