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Joke of the Day

"Nice try ""Enjoy By"" date on bag of broccoli, nice try."

"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."

"I'm suprised that there aren't more fat lesbians... All they ever talk about is eating out."

"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"

"Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash"

"Don't trust people that are constipated They're full of shit"

"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"

"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"

"It's cold outside... Come inside, sit in the corner It's 90"

"Lately I've been getting in touch with my inner self. I really need to switch to a better brand of toilet paper."