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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a baggage handler with a sex offender? [The TSA!](http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2-l7xEQJqvdPPlN2qABza3Hpfin65EITfmXxRgqx4gj5ajg9mEdVJFhEsjg)"

"The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions"

"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."

"PHP Dating Advice I had a date() with PHP and I had to mktime() for it."

"I tried smuggling child porn across the border once.... and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those fucking kids!"

"When is a train being polite at dinner time? When it choo's quietly."

"I HATE when people rub things in my face. Unless it's boobs."

"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."

"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."

"INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts."