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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a baggage handler with a sex offender? [The TSA!](http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2-l7xEQJqvdPPlN2qABza3Hpfin65EITfmXxRgqx4gj5ajg9mEdVJFhEsjg)"

"My next girlfriend I am going to train like my dog. She will be loyal, obedient, and lick herself."

"i can't believe i'm on page 3 of an online forum debating the pros and cons of ceramic, glass, and stainless steel mixing bowls"

"What's the best version of Microsoft Office? Microsoft Office 36543"

"Joke from WWII: The USSR's three greatest generals. What're the names of the USSR's three greatest generals? December, January, and February!"

"What do you do when you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again."

"Why did the chicken run out of the brothel? Whore moans."

"get the butter out hillary is toast!"

"Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive."

"I started a cold air balloon business. I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."