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Joke of the Day

"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts..."

"My kids think all food includes long, dark hairs as standard."

"Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do It's just that most people don't have thyme."

"I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram... But now it's all coming together."

"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."

"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"

"I just had the worst blowjob ever it was fantastic"

"Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist"

"I almost didn't remember today was September 11th Then I felt bad, because I said I'd never forget."