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Joke of the Day
"When I retire, I want to be a hunter... I wanna go out with a bang"
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"You're a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken's done."
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"What do you call a Magician's dog? A Labracadabrador."
"50 cent just escaped from jail... They just call him loose change now."
"I asked for your advice but now I'm angry with you because I don't like your advice."
"Pope joins twitter. Quits being Pope. Takes twittercide to a whole new level. Your move, drama queens."
"What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her."
"My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded."
"Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second... ""How do i get to the other side of the river"" The second man shouts back : ""You are on the other side of the river."""