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Joke of the Day
"Who are the fastest readers on earth? 9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds."
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"When you think about it , zombies are fixed humans . You just turn them off and on ."
"What's Chris Browns favorite sport? Sockher!"
"Why is 6 scared of 7? Cause 7 is a six offender"
"What do you call a girl with braces? A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker^™"
"My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left."
"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."
"How can i convince my Buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago?"
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."
"This one time, I shot a defenseless black guy and got arrested.. For impersonating an officer of the law."