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"What is true and false at the same time? This"
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"Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes"
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"Everyone done keeping calm yet?"
"I had to ground my 8yo son for this one [NSFW] Son: Dad, why do you have to wrap a bunny in duct tape? Me: I don't know son, why? Son: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it! Me: Son: ( )"
"I wish my phone would stop correcting omg' to OMG', I'm not that shocked."
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"My Puerto Rican wife asked me how I liked my coffee ""The same way I like my women: light brown and bitter."""
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"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."